A lot.
My most regular type of venue is a church; some of these are wonderful, beautiful buildings with fine acoustics. Others are less so.
The worst type of venue, especially for an instrumentalist, is a cold one. Thankfully, there seem to be less of them these days, but it is horrible when your fingers are freezing to the strings, and you are trying to keep up with the band, and all you can see are clouds of breath.
Maybe a bit of an exaggeration, but the weirdest venue was probably at the Greenbelt festival many years ago. I was in a duo called "Simeon and John". We were booked to play at an old church which was about 10 minutes walk from the main site. That was the first downer, as we were convinced that nobody would want to bother coming all that way to see us. Then, when we got there, it was just going dark, and we realised that there was no electricity!
We had to get changed in complete darkness, before an official type person came, and rigged up a single light which shone directly at us as we entered the performance area. It was only at the end of our first piece, that the rapturous applause told us that actually the place was packed. It turned out to be a fantastic concert, and a highlight of our year.
See you shortly
J.
